Welcome back to another week of peak humor with with Twitter’s finest gays.
1. The eternal queer gal fear.
imagine not being attracted to girls ….. the horror— kya (@softsadsatan) March 2, 2019
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2. Similarly, the eternal queer gal dilemma.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsis she flirting with me or is she just a friendly straight girl: a novel by me
— Andrea Russett (@AndreaRussett) March 7, 2019
3. As a triple threat, the eternal queer gal wish.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsi want a girl to look at me and hope i am gay
— 𝖒𝖏 🕊 (@thesoftestbitch) March 7, 2019
4. The lesbian wish-grantor, Ellen DeGeneres, making some of our wishes come true.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsme on ellen
— 🅰️| 30 (@MHummels1) March 4, 2019
ellen: so i hear you’re a big fan of killing eve!
me: yeah!
*villanelle walks out and murders me*
me: omg ellen you didn’t
5. The community’s most commonly used summoning circle.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jssummoning circle, hope this works!
— 𝖘𝖆𝖒 (@lesbisam) March 6, 2019
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6. A classic Caltholic callout for lent season.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsany catholics out there giving up hating the gays for lent or is it just ice cream again
— babs (@buttabarba) March 5, 2019
7. Closeted lesbians out there deserving Oscars.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsthe best actors are lesbians that pretend to like men
— maxy ☂︎ (@marveIs) March 3, 2019
8. The gays using astrology to explain all of life’s adversities.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsmy gf: has a breakdown
— el♀ (@elljeshaw) March 7, 2019
me: …do u think it’s the planets x
9. Seasoned lesbians getting fed up with life’s adversities, even if it is because of the planets.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsalmost every lesbian i know right now is like one breakdown away from abandoning everything, finding a lil plot of land, and living like this pic.twitter.com/OYYz1LaUQS
— m (@dykeadelics) March 7, 2019
10. And finally, the reason gays love gay jokes.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsI tell gay jokes because I AM a gay joke
— Ella 🏳️🌈 (@xbabyIon) March 6, 2019
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