Browse this week’s arrangement of gay humor.
1. Reflecting on our false straight childhoods.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsGirls are so pretty, like why did I even think I was straight???
— mich⚢ (@michellealonso_) March 23, 2019
2. Reflecting on the gay realization.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsbuffy summers being my gay awakening? seems legit
— luce (@jessicasjareau) March 23, 2019
3. And reflecting on those things you just didn’t quite understand yet.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsMe watching Mean Girls in middle school: what does “too gay to function” even mean
— tenor zero (@queer_and_salty) March 22, 2019
Me now, totally fumbling my card because I’m distracted by the cute barista: ah
4. Totally getting that “too gay to function” feeling.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsi just saw my girlfriend in a beanie and i moaned
— Jade ღ (@perolikewyd) March 22, 2019
5. When TV shows don’t try hard enough to stick to the straight dress code.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsif the umbrella academy wanted to convince me ellen page’s character is straight they should’ve at least given her some hetero outfits i mean every single one she used it’s like ellen brought them from home
— liv (@gonegirsl) March 21, 2019
6. What happens when the Gays spread there wisdom.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsThings that happen after watching queer eye:
— shira 🧡 (@findmethestars) March 20, 2019
1. I’ve started asking myself in a northern accent what clothes will work for my body
2. I’ve reexamined the vibes my apartment decor gives off
3. My entire fridge is now full of vegetables that I don’t know how to cook with
7. A simple, yet still gay, mood.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsmy gay rage grows stronger !
— olly ✨ (@alexander_olly) March 20, 2019
8. When you put that gay anger to good use.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsis there anything better than pussy? *keyboard sounds* yes – signing a petition to revoke article 50 and halt brexit
— Joanna (@jennasmanning) March 21, 2019
9. Or some therapy to deal with those heavy gay feelings.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsmy therapist (gay): I also do art therapy sessions, but I prefer to do those in groups.
— meg (@MegLegbird) March 19, 2019
me: that is so convenient. most of my social circle is gay artists who need therapy
10. And the other way lesbians do therapy.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsdyke twitter really went from cate blanchett to rachel weisz to brie larson who’s next
— nicole (@chastaen) March 16, 2019
If you see some funny gay tweets that should be in next weeks compilation, dm me @koalatygirl.
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